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Gene Demotivational Poster


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am

SOMEONE'S DAD - has some explaining to do


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm

GENETIC TAMPERING - Stupid scientists. Now bacon can fight back

TAGS: family guy pigs genetic
Rating: 3.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:37 am
Hmmm, leaner bacon.
Dr. Rusak - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm

Genesis -

TAGS: bible god genesis
Rating: 4.84/5

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manos - January 31, 2014, 11:56 am
haha awesome
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:19 pm
Nice one! 5L
nkstokp - October 2, 2013, 12:05 pm
BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:29 am
Nice. Post it to Religifake too, if you haven't already.


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.69/5

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garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be h**!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.

GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.

TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?

The general Lee as a baby -

TAGS: generallee car 01
Rating: 4.59/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:54 am
Cadet Lee or b***er Bar Lee.
demon001 - October 31, 2013, 9:22 pm
Shouldn't it be: "Private Lee"?
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:36 pm
If you haven't already, please drop this by at motofake too!

Evolution -

TAGS: general ackbar precursor
Rating: 4.39/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:12 pm
5Lol'd it thanks for the laugh.

GENDO POSE - Attracts catgirl maids.

GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label

TAGS: food genetics packaging
Rating: 2.1/5

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Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:49 pm
I'd buy if female
And? - April 4, 2008, 8:04 pm
I'd still eat it

Our Generation -

TAGS: 2015 legacy generation peace war
Rating: 4.31/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:57 am
Pop the cork and lift the glass to that!


TAGS: kraken noah s ark bible genesis
Rating: 3.84/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 19, 2010, 10:22 am
Heh, well I meant in the sense it was all jumbled with the sentences.
DreMagnum - April 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
your copy paste worked fine
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
Dammit! My Copy N Paste was a fail!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 10:13 pm
to save you some time.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 He says it at the end.
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm

Thanks C. Appreciate it, will look at the trailer then see what vote it merits
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:54 pm
Which, i guess is a kraken. Lol, w/e!
CoolioIndeed - April 18, 2010, 9:53 pm
rerun it's a reference to Clash of the titans. At the end of the trailer(i havent seen the movie), Liam Neeson, who plays Zeus, says "Release the Kraken!". Granted, this looks more like a squid to me...
rerun - April 18, 2010, 9:30 pm

somebody splane this 2 me....

RIFLES - The new generation of toys.

TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.




TAGS: sui generis dy2012
Rating: 4.44/5

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mariand - August 25, 2012, 4:50 pm
these days being normal is so unique...

GENDO POSE - British lords are into it.

GENETICS - don't mess with them

TAGS: sheep clone genetics wool funny
Rating: 2/5

GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.

TAGS: economy occupy hippies greatest generation
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
Boy that's no lie

GENETIC MUTANTS - I, for one, welcome our new Squitten overlords!

TAGS: kittens squid sqittens dna genetic mutants
Rating: 2.78/5

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R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 10:12 am
So, when it grows up, it'll be what? A Squat? Gross. 5 Sqittens, they're cuter at that age!

WHO IS GENERAL FAILURE? - and why is he reading my hard disk?

TAGS: general failure
Rating: 2.77/5

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Sho - June 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
I chuckled
WTF - August 18, 2010, 6:36 pm
Okay, this isn't even funny to a computer geek.


THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it.

TAGS: weddings general store
Rating: 3.53/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:47 am
Motifakers alike are lining up for the 3 in 1 special!



TAGS: generation establishment the man
Rating: 4.84/5

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Peso - June 2, 2011, 11:30 am
Sweet ride!
Feasibly - June 1, 2011, 8:20 pm
d*** nice!

SMITH AND WESSON - The original point-and-click interface

TAGS: general
Rating: 4.17/5

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TAGS: generosity dog skunk
Rating: 3.33/5

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ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 12:30 am

FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots

THE GENERAL LEE - When there is no way around !!!

TAGS: general lee
Rating: 2.45/5

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yes, i have a question.... -

TAGS: cell phone digital generation
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
So true, most folks around me prefer digital, and I’m stuck in the ‘50s, where I prefer to still gain immediate perspective of the 12 hrs
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:23 pm
My son is 33, and he's confused by a clockface! Something happened while we weren't looking.
spacedog - October 13, 2013, 12:42 pm
HA! Not to mention spelling. X5ellent.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:01 pm
That is so true - sad, but oh so true. 5o'clocks


GM FOOD - Many people are worrying about the affects of genetically modified crops. "There is no proof of any adverse affects" said one Carrot.

TAGS: genetically modified food
Rating: 4.22/5

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Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:56 am
The worst thing is when you start noticing this kind of crap on labels at the grocery store. Union controlled American public education is an unqualifed, epic failure.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
And now I find a picture that would have been much better here; http://www.jonco48.com/blog/tomato_20face_small.jpg
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:55 am
God d*** it! I never got the hang of that.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Thanks, Derek. Now it can't be unseen!
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 8:40 pm
Pardon my French but, snap, didn't notice that. Still a pretty fine poster though.
Derek - August 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
Can't... stop... myself... "Effects" not "Affects"!!!
Claire - August 29, 2010, 12:41 pm
I think it's good the way it is. 5L
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 12:40 pm
Nice poster, I think it'd be better if it'd said 'the' instead of 'one' and gone on the next line, just my opinion though, good job KFD
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
that's funny...5L

GENETICS - like playing Russian roulette but a lot more fun

GENDO POSE - Attracts shinigami.


TAGS: genetic drift
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - May 27, 2014, 10:20 am
I have a base 21 counting system...but only when I'm wearing my birthday suit...
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:43 pm
The priests of the Maya and Aztecs had 12 fingers. Perhaps that explains their Base-12 counting system.


GENE POOL - The Alps are more like a bathtub

TAGS: alps gene pool bathtub freak
Rating: 2.82/5

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panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:10 pm
I promise to polish my English! :-D
MAndreasB - November 4, 2010, 5:03 pm
The guy in the middle was hit by a horse direct to the face. Thats why he looks so bad.

GENETIC ENGINEERING - Just another reason why mad scientists shouldn’t work in zoos.

TAGS: genetic engineering
Rating: 2.64/5

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Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
O sh*t LD and Raptor Jesus hooked up at the MALT part, WTF!
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
Or should! that things bad a**!

GENDO POSE - Even cosplayers aren't safe from it.

~= POLLUTION =~ - Source of Genetic Mutation since the Industrial Revolution

GENDO POSE - British spies are into it.

close enough -

TAGS: parent child genes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 11:53 pm
And his NAD(s) from his dad, now known as the ex...poor kid.
Greeny - March 31, 2014, 9:29 pm
That's messed up; Blueies always follow Greeny, duh.

my mom is texting me -

TAGS: young generation unknown words
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:36 pm
My 30 year old son is confused by a phone dial. Something happened while we weren't looking.
GaryO - October 13, 2013, 8:03 am
Heh, my eight year old grandson and I were watching an old movie (Double Indemnity) when Fred MacMurray ‘dialed’ a call. My grandson said ‘what’s he doin’ with that phone?’…. good’n here little chicken

The Princesses. -

TAGS: princesses girls women generation
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:14 am
And don't forget the princes who practice their “heroic" moves on Halo in case of an interplanetary war, and they may have to save a girl who didn't have the foggiest he even existed, and worships Kim Kardashian. Lol! This goes in my faves.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:08 am
Amen! Could've have said it better myself. 5+++



TAGS: civilizations built on war generally fall in wars
Rating: 4.36/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 13, 2013, 5:21 pm
The eugenics of modern war are not good for generations that follow. It's time we noticed the rise in people that couldn't pass a 1940s physical due to genetic problems.

INBREEDING - Sometimes you find yourself thinking "Thank you for not sharing the gene pool"


TAGS: genetic experiment gone wrong
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:55 pm
Padding your basement with embryos now?


GENERAL FLAIR - More Decorations Than a Christmas Tree

TAGS: us general john allen
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:40 am
Fair enough...but how do you light him up? Must be 5L lighting teehee


YES, WE KNOW WHERE THE UFO IS - You really didn't have to circle it.


TAGS: genetics
Rating: 2.06/5

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GENDO IKARI - Just as planned

GENE POOL - Dont mess with it. Building a master race ? Redneck gene's we advise you not to use.

TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 1.65/5

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lol - May 19, 2009, 2:00 am
if you cant see the shop work in that, your a retard.
someone - April 20, 2009, 1:32 pm
I think it's the DOWN syndrome...
WTF - February 11, 2009, 6:26 pm
Is this "shopped"? They ALL have the same eyes, fuced-up nose, mouth and teeth.
john doe - November 6, 2008, 10:03 am
that is one f***ed up picture...and let the rednecks be m**********rs.geez.thats just inbreed.we dont do that.thats canada.

super science -

TAGS: godzilla vs furby super science giant monster genetic engineering
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 25, 2017, 4:58 am
"new blood" 182722 Tee hee. :)
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 1:02 pm
UY. Please check out the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It's a weekly contest. Come rampage with us, we need new blood.





GENDO POSE - Alien invaders can't conquer Earth without doing it.

GENETICS - why does ugly people get married?

TAGS: genetics ugly people marriage girls
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bob Chin - May 20, 2009, 1:34 pm
If you had to ask this, then you prob need glasses and a mirror. Reflect on this poster and say "I need help" over and over and over....

Slow Foods -

TAGS: zombie surgeon general slow foods
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 14, 2013, 1:00 pm
Gotta watch that Cholesterol level! 5/f

gene pools -

TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - September 16, 2013, 6:04 pm
The gene that should be culled out of the pool as quickly as possible is the one that creates POLITICIANS, as Billy Connelly once said those that WANT to be a politician should be BANNED from being one.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:54 am
It's all about natural selection. (In jest) people constantly talk about how they firmly believe in evolution... Alright... I send then this picture, and insist they do NOT get offended, lol. I like this, I gave it 5, I will share it to the full.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 10:08 pm
Thanks Cannabal, looks like I'd be in good company! Hope you don't mind a girl at the poker table :)
Cannabal - September 14, 2013, 9:09 pm
We saved a seat for you at the poker table, buddy.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:24 pm
I'm going to hell for this one, aren't I...

english grammar -

TAGS: english grammar generation
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 13, 2013, 12:58 pm

Trust Me -

TAGS: apple witch snow white genetically
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 3:37 pm
That is hilarious! 5L
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:56 pm

Don't forget the food-grade, spray-on wax. Yuuummmmmy!!~5LLLLL

Damn You're Reputation -

Parenting Skills -

TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!

Manitoba Fishermen -

gene splicing laws -

Mad scientists -

TAGS: mad scientists kiwimouse gene splicing
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - November 16, 2013, 3:52 am
The two things I hate most in the world but the list of everything I hate is long and lustrous...like my Hugh Johnson...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2013, 12:56 pm
Not war or child abuse......Steve's crusading against mice and kiwis
steve1961 - November 15, 2013, 12:12 pm
The two things I hate most in the world...mice and kiwi fruit

History buffs?...Too easy? -

TAGS: just checking on this generation
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 30, 2013, 4:52 pm
Never watched Seinfeld.
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 3:44 pm
Nada (as far as I can search)
Greeny - December 29, 2013, 3:07 pm
Groundhog day bum?
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 2:46 pm
Yeah, he also played a good sleeping guy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
MashiMashi - December 29, 2013, 2:28 pm
He bit KRAMER I'll tell you that!!
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2013, 1:42 am
"The Donald" of course. I don't know who the guy is in the picture though.
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:33 pm
I cannot believe the word ‘tayp’ is edited out
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:31 pm
I used to ***e them...then they changed the writers
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:26 pm
Thank you thank you *taking a bow* ... must admit I have every seinfeld episode committed to memory! :)
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:24 pm
Bingo! Show the little chicken what she won, Don. Bill Erwin, bit actor extraordinaire…looks like the monopoly guy… hence skewed hints
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:04 pm
The crabby old guy
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:03 pm
He looks like the guy that Kramer took the record collection from? The senior Jerry was supposed to be helping..
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:01 pm
Well…that hint was misleading. How ‘bout….a bit actor….that looks like…..
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 6:53 pm
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 5:41 pm
You guys are warm….sorta. Let’s see…a hint…a Seinfeld episode. Wonder if Emilio can nail it.
lgvernon - December 28, 2013, 4:20 pm

Charles Darrow?? Inventor of the game 'Monopoly'?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:26 pm
Oh, man! I know him! Not personally - but I know who he is. I want to say Walter Brimley? But that can't be right.

hitting the fan -

generosity -

Red Asphalt -

TAGS: red asphalt drivers education generations
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 22, 2014, 6:18 pm
Heh, I have been guilty of the same…with a dam cell phone in my good ear…once. And, yeah, I did, for a moment, wonder what all the ruckus was about. Guilty, yer honoress.
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
lgvernon - March 22, 2014, 5:20 pm

And looking in his side mirror, he surely shouted, "Where the hell did that geezer in the Wrangler come from?!!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 1:25 pm
And not an officer around when you need one. But if you taillight is out they could stop you two to three times - in the same freakin' day.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 8:29 am
Yup. A hairless tiny headed big eared octogenarian almost wiped me out with his gigantamous motor home on 205 last night. Just came over into my lane, sending me and my Wrangler into an off road excursion.


TAGS: gene pool
Rating: 4.95/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:38 am
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:13 pm
(with all due respect to religion) Jesus f***ing Christ, that's hilarious!!!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:35 pm
Peace out yall!
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 8:04 pm

geez fp... i keep wiping the beer spray off the monitor. 5L...like i need to tell you huh? awesome
Airman - August 12, 2010, 7:22 pm
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:19 pm
Thanks Grey! I dont know what happened. I blame it on the tacos aggy gave me last night, i have had motiarrhea all day.
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:18 pm
I like it. 5L Face.
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 7:17 pm
this is Farckin' brilliant. you're on a roll today!! 5L

The silly sixties -

Leisure Time Shopping Trip -


CLOSED FOR BUSINESS - No liniments, no alcohol, no paddles . . .nothing.


TAGS: i fart in your general direction pzy
Rating: 4.81/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:25 pm
Well, we all know that Montey Poython was one of the best!
superflabla247 - January 30, 2012, 11:10 pm
wooooooooooo... monty python
Benlulz - September 17, 2010, 1:51 am
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:48 pm
love it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:33 am
awesome!! 5 coconut claps
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:06 am
Its ok, he just doesnt want to see a cowtastrophe happen to his brethren.
Claire - September 15, 2010, 12:04 am
Wait... that's what it's for? I've been letting Moo+ use it to brush his teeth.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:03 am
some ice would be nice about now. And how about some prep H for the reaming? geez.
ICEMAN - September 14, 2010, 11:13 pm
5 knnniigggets
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
I thought that's what you live for?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:47 pm
I always work nights....less people for me to yell at.
AdmiralAckbar - September 14, 2010, 10:34 pm
Is there another mod someone else up there we could talk to? 5 llamas
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:27 pm
Graveyard shift?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
Non existent...I'm off to work soon.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:11 pm
You're on fire tonight, Moo+! Alcohol levels low?
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 10:03 pm
IN COMING!!! run away, run away!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:03 pm
She IS the only one who knows where the kitchen is.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:02 pm
Might I fetch you some ice for that burn, monkey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:01 pm
Back the f*** off monkeylove....there'll be no fetching of les vaches.
5150monkeylove - September 14, 2010, 9:59 pm
Beware, I HAVE A COW***ULT
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
nice 5L
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:20 pm

lolz...i get to taunt them more if i approve. 5L an ty

general Ackbar -

Constance -



TAGS: tree relatives genetics family
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - August 7, 2010, 1:36 am
I say. Spot on. Good Show. Pip pip. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:33 am

Genetic Modifications -

TAGS: gees giant genetics
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 21, 2014, 5:15 am
Am I the only one thinking of Puss In Boots?

You see? -

CONVERSATION 3.0 - Express Your Thoughts With Words (Use Your Mouth) Express Your Emotions With Mimic (Use Your Face) Easy To Learn! ;-)

TAGS: a***og chat room for the next generation
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:25 pm
i heard about this rumor too...
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:43 am
I just tried this new thing called "Poker Night", no, not an online game, that's what I thought at first too, but this involved little pieces of paper with screen sh**s of poker cards, and little pieces of plastic called "chips". Wierd!
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 11:42 am
I just tried this new thing called "Poker Night", no, not an online game, that's what I thought at first too, but this involved little pieces of paper with screen sh**s of poker cards, and little pieces of plastic called "chips". Wierd!
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 12:31 pm
That is the key to any good evening!
forseti - May 2, 2010, 9:39 am
aggy, you're so right! it was great. great sound, great graphic... but the people are a little less beautiful then in the internet... But that changed after 6 Pints and 4 Jägermeisters!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:26 pm
Kids online don't know what they're missing. Cheers!
forseti - May 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
i'll try one in the next hours. called 'thirsty lion'. main topic is something called 'irish pub'. i'll inform you about my download-rate of guinness the next days. cheers ;)
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:21 pm
Such a shame. 5L
R.S.Jake - April 30, 2010, 6:10 pm
I went to one of these once...horrible! I had no access to Google to check a fact before I talked about it.(not that it always helps me) At least my spelling was never questioned. I don't think this new mode of communication will catch on IMO. 5!

Genetic Engineering -


GRAMMA TOC - set the bar pretty high for customer service


TAGS: roast your generation
Rating: 3.86/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 5:10 pm
When that 'excess' is time on a persons hands... correct
GySgt1811a - March 10, 2012, 5:04 pm
Nothing exceeds like excess. Right?
M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 12:35 pm
Well, it doesn't work all too well, but it's a whole hell of a lot more fun than sitting on your grassburned knees and pulling little clumps out one at a time
GySgt1811a - March 10, 2012, 10:23 am
Seems a bit much just to get rid of crabgrass. But...if it works...


TAGS: gh sonny general hospital meme
Rating: 3.67/5

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ThatKoffeeBurns - November 10, 2014, 11:23 am
GaryO - November 10, 2014, 8:33 am
‘These days?’ Nothing has changed since Lee and Steve took turns boinking Jessie back in ‘63. Yup, writing still sucks. Good poster, though. 5L
ThatKoffeeBurns - November 10, 2014, 6:45 am
yeah, the writing's pretty terrible on that show, which is a shame because it was quite good back in the day.
Iconoclast - August 26, 2014, 5:10 pm
I watched it for 2 weeks while home recovering from surgery. Awful daytime tv. I was glad to go back to work.


TAGS: motifake the next generation
Rating: 3.45/5

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ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:46 pm
Nyuk, nyuk!

VIRTUAL PET - Some Assembly Required

IMAGE GENERATORS - Wishful Thinking Machines Work Without Mods, Too. But It's Half The Fun.

TAGS: image generator mod wishful think
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - October 28, 2010, 8:50 pm

think this should have been submitted to crapfake.com
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 7:46 pm
Maybe I've mixed it up with memorial plaques... typographic **** happens!
culos - October 28, 2010, 7:00 pm
aRE yOU bLIND ???
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 5:24 pm
Isn't it tradition to write the subline with capitals?
culos - October 28, 2010, 9:06 am
What's Up With All The Capitals It Makes It Very Tiresome To Read!

XX -


TAGS: ebony ivory clevon gene
Rating: 2.67/5

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Airman - March 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
let's play chess. 5L
ladystarscream - March 24, 2011, 10:51 am
Thanx Sir GreenKnight!! My favorite movie of all tme!!
greenknight - March 24, 2011, 9:22 am
Blazing saddles FTW! Love tha movie 5 Lilly Von Shtups


TAGS: safety in general either you re for it or against it
Rating: 2.48/5

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teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:06 am
if you dont trust civilians to be armed, i suggest you move to a country that agrees with you, like saudi arabia, or communist china ;)
teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:05 am
statistics provided by who? the brady campaign? /fail ;)
teapit - July 3, 2011, 6:05 am
LOL. /fail communist, if you dont like armed civilians i suggest you never visit the USA.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:31 pm
Why is it the only people who want a load of guns are the people I would least trust with them?
fred - March 15, 2010, 12:48 am
It's a funny poster :-) - could be true too!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:26 pm
Just as you have a way of intruding reality on humor.
fred - January 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
The people usually killed by those who keep a gun for safety, are their own family. Statistics have a disturbing way of intruding reality on ones fantasies.
Me_ - January 5, 2010, 6:58 pm
By the time you pulled it out you would already be dead. As far as being concealed, who care as long as you do not get caught.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 4:18 pm
You can always get a concealed weapons permit in the states. Unless you're a convicted felon. d***...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 4:16 pm
Fantastic! You'd be able to kill a whole classroom of gun-carrying students before they could reach for their weapons!
aesop's folly - January 5, 2010, 4:06 pm
concealed firearms are illegal unless you are an officer. and even that is small .cal pistols and revolvers